Well guys, I'm finally getting settled into Orlando. I'm starting to get the itch to perform down here. I may have to hit up some local opens mic and dust the jokes off. It has been over a year since the last time I was on stage. In the past year, I've had some fun experiences, as Orlando is a fun city. Let's get a broad view of them.
I got to get an annual pass to some theme parks. For those of you who aren't familiar with this item (I wasn't until I moved here), basically, you pay a monthly fee and get to go to that theme park or group of theme parks and unlimited amount of times. Living 45 minutes from the theme parks makes for a fun evening. It's way better than paying $120 to go and cram as much into a single day as you can. Now I can just go grab a beer in an English pub, or get some ice wine from the French section, or even get a Margarita in the Mexican part. I prefer to do all of these and feel wonderful.
Publix is a fairly expensive grocery store, but they loveto run buy one get one free deals. They even have a BOGO section at the front of the store. This is where I shop. I've gained 20 pounds on the BOGO diet. Spaghetti sauce is a favorite deal of theirs. It's delightful.
I've learned what a real city downtown nightlife is like...and subsequently determined I'm too old for that shit.
Food trucks are amazing.
That is all for now. I'll be back later.