Well guys, I'm finally getting settled into Orlando.  I'm starting to get the itch to perform down here.  I may have to hit up some local opens mic and dust the jokes off.  It has been over a year since the last time I was on stage.  In the past year, I've had some fun experiences, as Orlando is a fun city.  Let's get a broad view of them.

I got to get an annual pass to some theme parks.  For those of you who aren't familiar with this item (I wasn't until I moved here), basically, you pay a monthly fee and get to go to that theme park or group of theme parks and unlimited amount of times.  Living 45 minutes from the theme parks makes for a fun evening.  It's way better than paying $120 to go and cram as much into a single day as you can.  Now I can just go grab a beer in an English pub, or get some ice wine from the French section, or even get a Margarita in the Mexican part.   I prefer to do all of these and feel wonderful.

Publix is a fairly expensive grocery store, but they loveto run buy one get one free deals.  They even have a BOGO section at the front of the store.  This is where I shop.  I've gained 20 pounds on the BOGO diet.  Spaghetti sauce is a favorite deal of theirs.  It's delightful.

I've learned what a real city downtown nightlife is like...and subsequently determined I'm too old for that shit.

Food trucks are amazing.

That is all for now.  I'll be back later.